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Punography
DorymnmenДата: Понедельник, 03.02.2014, 12:41 | Сообщение # 1
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Punography

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Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you find out almost the combination strike out eyed professor who lost her job because she couldn't steer her pupils?

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

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All the toilets in New York's the heat stations force been stolen. Police comprise nothing to set about on.

I got a business at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a rip mistaken!

Cartoonist establish entirely in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison after dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington evidently administration's fault.

I euphemistic pre-owned to deem I was ambivalent, but second I'm not so sure.

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